How to steal my 95 B2300

auto117584 · 02-25-2011, 08:47 PM

I'm designing my security/alarm system.

The times I will be using this system are when I am DEEP in back country, and the truck is parked for days or a week plus, while I am backpacking.

So, it's an isolated spot, nobody's watching except the astronauts, the NAS satellites, and Google. You see this old 95 B2300 with a WOOD camper shell on it, and for some inexplicable reason, you want it!

You have a big pickup that you're driving, your buddy/cousin is with you, you have tools and chains. You're gonna take the truck with you, one way or another.

What do you do? Pretend you're the guy.

Have fun, and steal my truck!

**CHKNFKR** · 02-25-2011, 08:51 PM

Drop the driveshafts and hook up the tow bar.

auto117584 · 02-25-2011, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by CHKNFKR

Drop the driveshafts and hook up the tow bar.

how could i stop you from doing that?

LIMA BEAN · 02-25-2011, 08:55 PM

Blow it up with dynamite into smaller more managable pieces and toss them in the back of the truck, crack a beer and split with your junk.

**CHKNFKR** · 02-25-2011, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by auto117584

how could i stop you from doing that?

Boot it....

auto117584 · 02-25-2011, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by LIMA BEAN

Blow it up with dynamite into smaller more managable pieces and toss them in the back of the truck, crack a beer and split with your junk.

Lima Bean, nobody likes you. Be serious, the truck and camper won't have anything visible, only stuff in storage area, out of sight. You want the truck because your Ranger jet engine blew up your other B2300, and you need the replacement. YOU GOTTA HAVE IT!

What do you do?

auto117584 · 02-25-2011, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by CHKNFKR

Boot it....

OK, it's got a boot on it. You still want the truck, just gotta have it. What do you do?

**CHKNFKR** · 02-25-2011, 09:03 PM

Winch it onto a trailer.

What do you do to stop me?

Hide it. Drive it a little ways into the timber and get a camo net to throw over it. If i can't see it i can't steal it.

**straycat** · 02-25-2011, 09:08 PM

As a retired EOD special ops combat diver I can make my own devices for anybody who would try to break in or steal my stuff when I am away. They would only try once and then I would just bury the crap left over...lol.
I hate crooks with a passion. I have security cameras around the property that is all wireless and with great color night vision and all are way cool. The best thing is not give them a helping hand by leaving anything in site. Smash and grab crooks are looking into your vehicals interior or peeking into your home windows to see if there is something right within easy access and the alarm will only make them grab something they have already spotted...grab it and run off before the cops arrive.
One of our dogs ripped up a guy once three years ago who was trespassing on our property with a new Mossberg 500 shotgun. We have no trespassing signs. We saw him about 25 yards away and we watched him climb over our fence railing. I got that shotgun now. We found some blood spots near the fence so my sweet pea 'Rip' got him good. No telling if he went to a hospital or not. Never heard of any reports about it.

**CHKNFKR** · 02-25-2011, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by straycat

As a retired EOD special ops combat diver I can make my own devices for anybody who would try to break in or steal my stuff when I am away. They would only try once and then I would just bury the crap left over...lol.
I hate crooks with a passion. I have security cameras around the property that is all wireless and with great color night vision and all are way cool. The best thing is not give them a helping hand by leaving anything in site. Smash and grab crooks are looking into your vehicals interior or peeking into your home windows to see if there is something right within easy access and the alarm will only make them grab something they have already spotted...grab it and run off before the cops arrive.
One of our dogs ripped up a guy once three years ago who was trespassing on our property with a new Mossberg 500 shotgun. We have no trespassing signs. We saw him about 25 yards away and we watched him climb over our fence railing. I got that shotgun now. We found some blood spots near the fence so my sweet pea 'Rip' got him good. No telling if he went to a hospital or not. Never heard of any reports about it.

Sounds like you have a very well trained guard/attack dog

auto117584 · 02-25-2011, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CHKNFKR

Winch it onto a trailer.

What do you do to stop me?

Hide it. Drive it a little ways into the timber and get a camo net to throw over it. If i can't see it i can't steal it.

I like this idea.

Ranger Sport Honduras · 02-25-2011, 09:19 PM

ive been thinking about using a hidden cell phone to call on my truck in case someone stole it to deactivate the ignition. But i havent even made a diagram on how to wire it so it can work and still be simple to wire.
that would help to deactivate it so nobody can start it.

02-25-2011, 08:47 PM	#1
auto117584 Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Year: 1995 Make: Mazda Model: B2300 Engine: 2.3L Class: 2wd Used For: character building Posts: 306 Rep Power: 8 iTrader: (0)	How to steal my 95 B2300 I'm designing my security/alarm system. The times I will be using this system are when I am DEEP in back country, and the truck is parked for days or a week plus, while I am backpacking. So, it's an isolated spot, nobody's watching except the astronauts, the NAS satellites, and Google. You see this old 95 B2300 with a WOOD camper shell on it, and for some inexplicable reason, you want it! You have a big pickup that you're driving, your buddy/cousin is with you, you have tools and chains. You're gonna take the truck with you, one way or another. What do you do? Pretend you're the guy. Have fun, and steal my truck!
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02-25-2011, 08:55 PM	#4
LIMA BEAN Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: ALASKA Year: 1988 Make: Ford Model: Ranger SXY Class: 4X4 Used For: Doing dirty deed's dirt cheap. Posts: 3,474 Rep Power: 38 iTrader: (0)	Blow it up with dynamite into smaller more managable pieces and toss them in the back of the truck, crack a beer and split with your junk. __________________ 88 Ranger http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2459246 "You have come to take our evil black guns? heh heh be right with ya there mister."
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02-25-2011, 09:08 PM	#9
straycat Premium Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Year: 99, 02 and 06 Make: Ford /Jeeps/Etc Model: 99 Ranger 4.0L 2wd 33x12.5 KO tires. Grand Cherokee 4x4 4.0L Wrangler X 5.7 Hemi 87 Samurai 4x4 Used For: DD and trail rides Posts: 4,943 Rep Power: 28 iTrader: (1)	As a retired EOD special ops combat diver I can make my own devices for anybody who would try to break in or steal my stuff when I am away. They would only try once and then I would just bury the crap left over...lol. I hate crooks with a passion. I have security cameras around the property that is all wireless and with great color night vision and all are way cool. The best thing is not give them a helping hand by leaving anything in site. Smash and grab crooks are looking into your vehicals interior or peeking into your home windows to see if there is something right within easy access and the alarm will only make them grab something they have already spotted...grab it and run off before the cops arrive. One of our dogs ripped up a guy once three years ago who was trespassing on our property with a new Mossberg 500 shotgun. We have no trespassing signs. We saw him about 25 yards away and we watched him climb over our fence railing. I got that shotgun now. We found some blood spots near the fence so my sweet pea 'Rip' got him good. No telling if he went to a hospital or not. Never heard of any reports about it. __________________ Straycat 99 Ranger XLT 4 door Supercab lifted 2wd 33x12.5x15 KO's on 15x8 AR polished rims Spare 33 KO mounted flat in bed/custom bed extender
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02-25-2011, 09:19 PM	#12
Ranger Sport Honduras Solid Axled yo! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Honduras Year: 1999 Make: Ford Model: Ranger XLT Sport Engine: 2.5 (5spd) Class: SAS 4X4 Used For: Everything and more... Posts: 15,214 Rep Power: 68 iTrader: (1)	ive been thinking about using a hidden cell phone to call on my truck in case someone stole it to deactivate the ignition. But i havent even made a diagram on how to wire it so it can work and still be simple to wire. that would help to deactivate it so nobody can start it. __________________ click for: Ranger Sport Honduras Level II (My D30 SAS 4WD) Mini Power Stroke (My bro's Crew Cab 4WD Ranger--Slow build) Ranger Militia Cardomain(All the trucks)
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