WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR RANGER TODAY?

[Bill]

Filled it up with gas. While I was filling it up some halfwit who appeared to be a victim of lead poisoning asked me how much I want for my truck. I told him I'm not interested in selling it. He then asked me, "if you were going to sell it, how much would you sell it for?" I told him again, I'm not interested in selling it. He then says, "but if you were going to sell it, how much would you ask for it?" I told him not to worry about it. After several more exchanges, he says, "everything has a price." So, I told him I would sell it for $50,000 just to shut him up, but that made it worse because he then started yelling something about me wanting to rip him off and yelling obscenities. At this point, I finished pumping gas, got in the truck and drove away, and he was still yelling that I was trying to rip him off.
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[alwaysFlOoReD]

Filled it up with gas. While I was filling it up some halfwit who appeared to be a victim of lead poisoning asked me how much I want for my truck. I told him I'm not interested in selling it. He then asked me, "if you were going to sell it, how much would you sell it for?" I told him again, I'm not interested in selling it. He then says, "but if you were going to sell it, how much would you ask for it?" I told him not to worry about it. After several more exchanges, he says, "everything has a price." So, I told him I would sell it for $50,000 just to shut him up, but that made it worse because he then started yelling something about me wanting to rip him off and yelling obscenities. At this point, I finished pumping gas, got in the truck and drove away, and he was still yelling that I was trying to rip him off.
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Lol

 

[ericbphoto]

Filled it up with gas. While I was filling it up some halfwit who appeared to be a victim of lead poisoning asked me how much I want for my truck. I told him I'm not interested in selling it. He then asked me, "if you were going to sell it, how much would you sell it for?" I told him again, I'm not interested in selling it. He then says, "but if you were going to sell it, how much would you ask for it?" I told him not to worry about it. After several more exchanges, he says, "everything has a price." So, I told him I would sell it for $50,000 just to shut him up, but that made it worse because he then started yelling something about me wanting to rip him off and yelling obscenities. At this point, I finished pumping gas, got in the truck and drove away, and he was still yelling that I was trying to rip him off.
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That's entertainment.

 

[Uncle Gump]

That's Cali I guess...

Chicago people just shoot you and steal it. Detroit folk too...

 

[PetroleumJunkie412]

Melling M328!

 

[85_Ranger4x4]

Melling M328!

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You don't have to change the pump every time you change the oil and filter.

Coolant in the oil is only hard on bearings, it shouldn't bother the pump too much.

 

[PetroleumJunkie412]

You don't have to change the pump every time you change the oil and filter.

Coolant in the oil is only hard on bearings, it shouldn't bother the pump too much.

No words. I have no words.

 

[black_demon69]

you do if it is a 2.9l

 

[Dirtman]

Oil pumps pump oil

 

[snoranger]

Oil pumps pump oil

Not in a 2.9L... They pump an oil/ coolant mixture in a 2.9L.

 

[8thTon]

Filled it up with gas. While I was filling it up some halfwit who appeared to be a victim of lead poisoning asked me how much I want for my truck. I told him I'm not interested in selling it. He then asked me, "if you were going to sell it, how much would you sell it for?" I told him again, I'm not interested in selling it. He then says, "but if you were going to sell it, how much would you ask for it?" I told him not to worry about it. After several more exchanges, he says, "everything has a price." So, I told him I would sell it for $50,000 just to shut him up, but that made it worse because he then started yelling something about me wanting to rip him off and yelling obscenities. At this point, I finished pumping gas, got in the truck and drove away, and he was still yelling that I was trying to rip him off.

Welcome to 2019. This makes as much sense as about everything else I read about - in fact it's almost logical by comparison.

 

[PetroleumJunkie412]

Welcome to 2019. This makes as much sense as about everything else I read about - in fact it's almost logical by comparison.

Donald Trump is president. Bruce Jenner is a woman. Seriously, try to wrap your fawking head around that. What the **** do you expect nowadays.

 

[Bill]

Welcome to 2019. This makes as much sense as about everything else I read about - in fact it's almost logical by comparison.

I hear ya. Stuff is gettin' weird. Real weird!

 

[ericbphoto]

I hear ya. Stuff is gettin' weird. Real weird!

yeah. Next thing you know, moon people will be landing on earth to see what’s here.

 

[Dirtman]

yeah. Next thing you know, moon people will be landing on earth to see what’s here.

I'm fairly certain any intelligent life anywhere else in the universe would be sufficiently smart enough to know never to come here...