Moderators Wanted....

[85_Ranger4x4]

Ya, I'm sorry that all of those Ford execs kept giving you funny looks at the Ford Ranger debut. I just told them that it was a hazing ritual. I would have paid money to watch @bobbywalter walk around the show wearing one while he was talking to the engineers.

That would have been beyond priceless...

 

[Jim Oaks]

Especially if we could get him to skip instead of walk.

 

[Jim Oaks]

I wonder how many beers that would take?

 

[PetroleumJunkie412]

I would have paid money to see that.

 

[adsm08]

Ya, I'm sorry that all of those Ford execs kept giving you funny looks at the Ford Ranger debut. I just told them that it was a hazing ritual. I would have paid money to watch @bobbywalter walk around the show wearing one while he was talking to the engineers.

That would have been epic.

I would have loved to have been there to talk to those guys, but I would have pretty quickly gotten thrown out and had my Ford credentials revoked for questioning things like their intelligence, spirituality, parentage, choice of romantic partners, alpha-wave function.

So far my personal favorite epithet for those guys that I have come up with is "Godless pig-f**king bastard engineer".

 

[1990RangerinSK]

That would have been epic.

I would have loved to have been there to talk to those guys, but I would have pretty quickly gotten thrown out and had my Ford credentials revoked for questioning things like their intelligence, spirituality, parentage, choice of romantic partners, alpha-wave function.

So far my personal favorite epithet for those guys that I have come up with is "Godless pig-f**king bastard engineer".

Where's my ban hammer? Oh, here it is.... ** Bans adsm08 for bad swearing

 

[adsm08]

Where's my ban hammer? Oh, here it is.... ** Bans adsm08 for bad swearing

Well, guess you gotta get Dirt and PJ too then.

 

[PetroleumJunkie412]

Where's my manure fork and turd lasso? Oh, there they are.... ** cleans adsm08's leech bed

FIFY

 

[1990RangerinSK]

Well, guess you gotta get Dirt and PJ too then.

They're next!

 

[1990RangerinSK]

FIFY

STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERIIIIIIIIIIIIKE THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! YOOOOU'RE OUT BATTA!!!!!!

** Bans PJ for misquoting him

 

[85_Ranger4x4]

That would have been epic.

I would have loved to have been there to talk to those guys, but I would have pretty quickly gotten thrown out and had my Ford credentials revoked for questioning things like their intelligence, spirituality, parentage, choice of romantic partners, alpha-wave function.

So far my personal favorite epithet for those guys that I have come up with is "Godless pig-f**king bastard engineer".

My brother won a trip (some tech challenge thing) to go out to Detroit the fall before I did and got to tour a bunch of ford places. His group was asked to leave the hotline place... he said

 

[PetroleumJunkie412]

"Godless pig-f**king bastard engineer".

Sounds like he's the same guy that designed the 6.2

 

[PetroleumJunkie412]

They're next!

Fight me. ?

 

[ExploreNW]

Had me at unlimited unpaid overtime!

While I'm not applying for the job, it sounds like y'all lost your plane in Vegas & need a new pole. It's high time I shoot for that donor badge anyways. Come get the one out of my grandma's place and its yours!

Probably wouldn't last .05 seconds in a room with Ford engies either. It'd be between "Why the hell did you guys put a bolt there?" and "You put *that* on your Ranger??"

 

[PetroleumJunkie412]

Idk how the conversations would go if we all each had 5 unfiltered minutes with Ford engineering.

Where the **** is @rusty ol ranger when we need him...