Cat

drifterawh · Oct 17, 2009

Damm it whats up. Momma wants a kitten ! !! for X-mas Damm it! What the ---- Unless I get one here I,ll get a stuffed one. If ya got one ya :icon_thumby:

dont want poke holes in box @ ship

Jay FX4 · Oct 17, 2009

I seem to have misplaced my decoder ring, and am unable to decipher what the hell you just said.

Z3CHYD · Oct 17, 2009

i got several kittens if you want one....i see ur in NW Pa, so am i lol, might be to far for a cat tho (lancaster)

GreatWhite · Oct 17, 2009

cats are weak, get a real animal like a dog or a nile monitor.

feellnfroggy · Oct 17, 2009

LOL nile monitor.....He siad he wants a stuffed cat because no way in hell is he givin his lady the real cat she wants for christmas.

souldoubt88 · Oct 17, 2009

them nile monitors will whip the hell outta you with them tails they got.
Oh and dude, I'm with Jay your posts are difficult to decipher man. @=at not and.

Jay FX4 · Oct 17, 2009

Maybe he has to give a cat to get some cat.....

:hottubfun:

COPPERHEAD85 · Oct 17, 2009

Jay FX4 said:
Maybe he has to give a cat to get some cat.....

That what i was thinking.......... :icon_thumby:

GreatWhite · Oct 17, 2009

I think the word is incest?

LearjetMinako · Oct 17, 2009

Well, if you live near some good woods. Get a lynx or bob cat. It will help keep the kittens away.

AllanD · Oct 17, 2009

Z3CHYD said:
i got several kittens if you want one....i see ur in NW Pa, so am i lol, might be to far for a cat tho (lancaster)

Z3CHYD,

Tell me about your baby cats...

I'm personally looking for a foul tempered male.

The way I'd described choosing the proper baby cat to be
weaponized, is to put all the kittens in question in a 10gallon
container and simply stir the baby cats therein with your hand

The one that "sticks" to your hand emitting growling sounds is
the cat I want. I want the one that attacks the hand

I want the kitten that you thought was evil the first time
he sank his teeth into your hand.

I want the cat that you yourself laugh with an evil cackle
when you think about that your nasty 8year old nephew
is FINALLY going to learn what "leave the cat alone" means
in ways that leaves the CAT satisfied the lesson has been
properly and completely learned.

AD

feellnfroggy · Oct 17, 2009

AllanD said:
Z3CHYD,

Tell me about your baby cats...

I'm personally looking for a foul tempered male.

The way I'd described choosing the proper baby cat to be
weaponized, is to put all the kittens in question in a 10gallon
container and simply stir the baby cats therein with your hand

The one that "sticks" to your hand emitting growling sounds is
the cat I want. I want the one that attacks the hand

I want the kitten that you thought was evil the first time
he sank his teeth into your hand.

I want the cat that you yourself laugh with an evil cackle
when you think about that your nasty 8year old nephew
is FINALLY going to learn what "leave the cat alone" means
in ways that leaves the CAT satisfied the lesson has been
properly and completely learned.

AD

That's great! :yahoo:

learjetminako said:
Well, if you live near some good woods. Get a lynx or bob cat. It will help keep the kittens away.

My g-ma had a cat that was half bobcat and half housecat. Meanest shyt in the whole woods.

lil_Blue_Ford · Oct 17, 2009

AllanD said:
Z3CHYD,

Tell me about your baby cats...

I'm personally looking for a foul tempered male.

The way I'd described choosing the proper baby cat to be
weaponized, is to put all the kittens in question in a 10gallon
container and simply stir the baby cats therein with your hand

The one that "sticks" to your hand emitting growling sounds is
the cat I want. I want the one that attacks the hand

I want the kitten that you thought was evil the first time
he sank his teeth into your hand.

I want the cat that you yourself laugh with an evil cackle
when you think about that your nasty 8year old nephew
is FINALLY going to learn what "leave the cat alone" means
in ways that leaves the CAT satisfied the lesson has been
properly and completely learned.

AD

I never really wanted a cat, didn't really care for them cuz they're always climbing on stuff....

Then a black tabby kitten with dark grey stripes tumbled out from under the hood of my parts truck one day. Seems he took up residence sleeping on the battery tray. Mom's German Shepherd who always chased cats came to investigate things and if a dog could show amusement, he deff did when that lil malnurished kitten arched it's back and started trying to hiss an spit. For about the next 8 months we had a dog that acted like a cat and a cat that acted like a dog.... seriously, that German Shepherd would chase a tennis ball and bat it with his front paws as he ran along among other things. And the cat would imitate the dog all the time, funny as hell. They'd also tag-team any mice they found. :icon_thumby:

Unfortunately the dog suffered a massive stroke earlier this year. On the same day I nearly totalled my poor Ranger. About a month ago the cat came home missing half his hide and had to be put down. :sad:

Now we're waiting on two new kittens to help control the rodent population around here. Traps just don't quite cut it and I don't find enough to shoot at with my pellet gun....

I like AllanD's method for picking cats though... have to try that one... :headbang:

Will · Oct 17, 2009

I never had a good male cat.

My criteria for being a good cat is that it stays around, and that it does enough killing that the Babylonians would name a city after it.

Living in the woods you need a good cat--an outdoor cat, our cat isn't allowed inside. This time of year our cat will leave the skulls and tails of 6-10 mice and ground squirrels on the steps each morning. When we are between good cats it's a nightmare for me because my wife won't let me set traps where she has a possibility of seeing it before I do.

Unfortunately our cat also kills squirrels, rabbits and birds. And rabbits scream as they are being murdered, which is unsettling. But there's a touch of grey in every silver lining if you believe the song.

wrecking-crew · Oct 17, 2009

AllanD said:
Z3CHYD,

Tell me about your baby cats...

I'm personally looking for a foul tempered male.

The way I'd described choosing the proper baby cat to be
weaponized, is to put all the kittens in question in a 10gallon
container and simply stir the baby cats therein with your hand

The one that "sticks" to your hand emitting growling sounds is
the cat I want. I want the one that attacks the hand

I want the kitten that you thought was evil the first time
he sank his teeth into your hand.

I want the cat that you yourself laugh with an evil cackle
when you think about that your nasty 8year old nephew
is FINALLY going to learn what "leave the cat alone" means
in ways that leaves the CAT satisfied the lesson has been
properly and completely learned.

AD

i wish i could quote that whole thing

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