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The Jester Race
05-30-2009, 03:40 PM
Every once in awhile I do something that reminds me that I am truly a redneck. Today I got 3.
1. Went out to Pick 'n Pull to get some explorer leaf spring, instead I came home with 3 aluminum wheels. Not 4 but 3. Its not like I couldn't find a 4th one Its just that I didn't feel like pulling it off.

2. I had to pull the rubber off of the wheels(rubber+wheel= $100 each, Wheel= $15 each) instead of busting the beads and pulling the rubber off, I just pulled out my knife and cut through the sidewalls. It pays to have a sharp knife, although it ain't that sharp anymore.

3. On my way home I stopped at the gas station to get something to drink. Well I was driving my dads ranger which doesn't have cup holders, so I put my drink in the passenger seat and put the seatbelt on it.

I are a redneck.:icon_rofl:

What are some of your redneck stories.

-Jester

Blackdog455
05-30-2009, 04:00 PM
number 1 was pretty funny. 3 wheels...wow.

Grey_04
05-30-2009, 04:24 PM
i are a redneck becaues i spend to much time on stupid websites that serve no purpose in life..:icon_surprised:

chapnutz_#1
05-30-2009, 04:30 PM
i are a redneck becaues i spend to much time on stupid websites that serve no purpose in life..:icon_surprised:

i agree with that statement...too many forums all the time

CJREX
05-30-2009, 05:32 PM
Sad but funny Red Neck family pic...

Looks like he's trying to put a nerve hold on her shoulder

Wifebeater (http://g.imagehost.org/0640/Motrednecks.jpg)

WNY964x4
05-30-2009, 06:02 PM
Sad but funny Red Neck family pic...

Looks like he's trying to put a nerve hold on her shoulder

Wifebeater (http://g.imagehost.org/0640/Motrednecks.jpg)

his fingers are creepy looking

PaleBlue90
05-30-2009, 07:25 PM
i have wayyyy to many

triumphrider-1
05-30-2009, 08:09 PM
Every once in awhile I do something that reminds me that I am truly a redneck. Today I got 3.
1. Went out to Pick 'n Pull to get some explorer leaf spring, instead I came home with 3 aluminum wheels. Not 4 but 3. Its not like I couldn't find a 4th one Its just that I didn't feel like pulling it off.

2. I had to pull the rubber off of the wheels(rubber+wheel= $100 each, Wheel= $15 each) instead of busting the beads and pulling the rubber off, I just pulled out my knife and cut through the sidewalls. It pays to have a sharp knife, although it ain't that sharp anymore.

3. On my way home I stopped at the gas station to get something to drink. Well I was driving my dads ranger which doesn't have cup holders, so I put my drink in the passenger seat and put the seatbelt on it.

I are a redneck.:icon_rofl:

What are some of your redneck stories.

-Jester

#3...I'm guilty...a couple times over.

Boggin
05-30-2009, 08:23 PM
Every once in awhile I do something that reminds me that I am truly a redneck. Today I got 3.
1. Went out to Pick 'n Pull to get some explorer leaf spring, instead I came home with 3 aluminum wheels. Not 4 but 3. Its not like I couldn't find a 4th one Its just that I didn't feel like pulling it off.

2. I had to pull the rubber off of the wheels(rubber+wheel= $100 each, Wheel= $15 each) instead of busting the beads and pulling the rubber off, I just pulled out my knife and cut through the sidewalls. It pays to have a sharp knife, although it ain't that sharp anymore.

3. On my way home I stopped at the gas station to get something to drink. Well I was driving my dads ranger which doesn't have cup holders, so I put my drink in the passenger seat and put the seatbelt on it.

I are a redneck.:icon_rofl:

What are some of your redneck stories.

-Jester


:icon_rofl::icon_rofl:they all made me laugh

1. i are a redneck cause my shifter knob has a hole through the middle for your fingers and the top part and bottom parts vibrate and make a loud noise so i stuck a pair of socks in there to keep them from rattling,

2, i are a redneck cause taking the revolving light off my roof invloved climbing up on top of her and bending over to take out the screws that hold it in, i just whiped out dads .22 and bang, no more revolver

mentalbreakdown00
05-30-2009, 08:44 PM
I are redneck cause I have toilet paper, duct tape, and a petersons 4x4 magazine in my truck along with potted meat and crakers and some mustanrd packets from various vendors

wizkid00104
05-30-2009, 08:49 PM
I are a redneck because I sat if my buddy's yard in a Toyota Truck bench seat with my buddy's little brother and drank beer out of a bucket we had filled with ice in the middle of March. He doesn't exactly live in the middle of nowhere either...

Frank The Tank
05-30-2009, 09:59 PM
I mounted a deer head on my trucks camo camper shell "that was 6 inches too short for the bed" shot the truck primer grey with black overspray sport stripes, cut off my muffler directly under the cab (get stoned on fumes in traffic) 15ft whip antenna, and a system that was worth more money than my truck so I could get gangsters to listen to merle haggard and johnny paycheck in traffic over their systems.

But i'm not really a redneck, I'm more of a southerner with white trash undertones.

COPPERHEAD85
05-30-2009, 10:08 PM
I are redneck cause I have toilet paper, duct tape, and a petersons 4x4 magazine in my truck along with potted meat and crakers and some mustanrd packets from various vendors


You win...........anybody that carries potted meat and crackers in their truck over qualifies in my book!
you rule!

mentalbreakdown00
05-30-2009, 10:13 PM
best fishing snack food besides vienna sasauges

Frank The Tank
05-30-2009, 10:15 PM
Sometimes I get too drunk on the back of the farm to make it back.....
Everybody should have some canned goods you can lay on the manifold for a few minutes to eat!!! you don't wanna go hungry!!! cuz you just never know what proof the shines gonna be.

Frank

The Jester Race
05-30-2009, 11:55 PM
I was regretting #2 when I got home and tried to pop those beads with only an inch of rubber left, but by time I got to the third rim I had it down to a science.

-Jester

superdave1984
05-31-2009, 02:02 AM
I are redneck cause I have toilet paper, duct tape, and a petersons 4x4 magazine in my truck along with potted meat and crakers and some mustanrd packets from various vendors

Carl? That you? Got a lawnmower blade in there too?

88rangerboy
05-31-2009, 05:40 AM
I got drunk and passed out in the back of a pickup truck while going down the highway. I woke up under the toolbox snuggled up with a battery. I've also trimmed certain areas of body hair with duct tape, but that was an accident. But the best I've got would probably be throwing watermelons out of a semi truck at random objects.

ranger_mclaren
05-31-2009, 07:20 AM
I are redneck...and I have pics to prove it.:icon_welder:

#1 Insted of replacing tailgate cables I just installed chains.
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/44/l_07e0216c455f6153e3d1ef665f2a490a.jpg

#2 I have three speakers in my truck none of'em match ones rockfordfasgate
ones froma oLd basstube had and the rear is from a home entertainement
center.
http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/28/l_2fb638dbda67499d62057cc56aaa55df.jpg
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/106/l_8d0293cfb23a4d8997b172708343d996.jpg
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/118/l_c82a15ef604950c2db22fa2f2ad43d2e.jpg

#3 I have a bungie cord holding up my tailgate.
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/51/l_5f466aa90e1aafd2c022e7c58c51ad81.jpg

#4 I used a old bed mat to make a gap filler between bed and bumper.
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/7/l_2b9a9939fa42a8121cd5b2fc9b8ede10.jpg

#5 Insted of buying a inline fuse I made my own.
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/10/l_9a26b9bdd888ade3e435138bf1295e11.jpg

#6 I have a hanger and a couple wire ties holding my fuel pump on.
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/79/l_e117b97c336eb6bbf6541f8b69208d1e.jpg

#7 I have a custom Mag-Light holder.
http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/97/l_51b5be65602ab3860f16e2944cbf7607.jpg

CJREX
05-31-2009, 07:30 AM
That evidence is pretty overwhelming, you qualify! :icon_thumby::D

fx408
05-31-2009, 07:55 AM
a custom mag light holder...hahaha

Jason
05-31-2009, 07:57 AM
That's not redneck, that's just cheap and haphazard. LOL.

Listen for redneck stuff.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7VCHj2OSdw

99_3.0
05-31-2009, 04:38 PM
That mag lite holder is freaking sweet.. I WANT IT!

99RangerBoss
05-31-2009, 05:37 PM
i are a redneck because when i have to take a load to the dump i come back with more than i left with, and i wear flannel jackets to fancy restaurants!

dburton07
05-31-2009, 05:51 PM
I went to work out at the gym with dark green Carhartt pants and a black Dickies t-shirt with my Etnies skate shoes. I got some funny looks from all the meatheads there.


Edit. Had my "Muff's Diving School" trucker hat on too.

wrecking-crew
05-31-2009, 10:29 PM
i are a redneck.
1 i tried to fix a tire with duct tape.
2 ive had a project truck sitting in my garage for a year and ive barely touched it.

mentalbreakdown00
05-31-2009, 10:33 PM
I have put a tread back on with duct tape and drove 5 miles an hour home for about 22 miles haveing to retape it twice LOL now I always have a spare

sbsumerix
05-31-2009, 10:45 PM
i are a redneck here at the university of northwestern ohio yesterday a guy put a tarp in the bed of a truck filled it with water some guys swam in it for awhile then we went and caught 27 fish bluegill to put in there that entertained us for like 5 hours then today they filled it back up and me and my buddies went and caught 70 bluegill and put them in there watching them swim around trying to catch them with our hands

triumphrider-1
05-31-2009, 10:54 PM
i are a redneck.
1 i tried to fix a tire with duct tape.
2 ive had a project truck sitting in my garage for a year and ive barely touched it.

Speaking of duct tape fixes; my old motorcycles' muffler/silencer was held together with duct tape.

wrecking-crew
05-31-2009, 11:08 PM
I have put a tread back on with duct tape and drove 5 miles an hour home for about 22 miles haveing to retape it twice LOL now I always have a spare

:icon_rofl:

i are a redneck here at the university of northwestern ohio yesterday a guy put a tarp in the bed of a truck filled it with water some guys swam in it for awhile then we went and caught 27 fish bluegill to put in there that entertained us for like 5 hours then today they filled it back up and me and my buddies went and caught 70 bluegill and put them in there watching them swim around trying to catch them with our hands

that sounds awesome

Christo95
05-31-2009, 11:35 PM
I've tried to fix a fuel line with duct tape once up wheelin in the middle of nowhere....that didnt last long had to spend the night haha....

Shran
06-01-2009, 12:13 AM
potted meat

I have no idea how you or anyone eats that. Guess its an acquired taste?

That video gave me some new ideas.

PickupMan04 FX4 L2
06-01-2009, 02:33 PM
I are redneck cause I have toilet paper, duct tape, and a petersons 4x4 magazine in my truck along with potted meat and crakers and some mustanrd packets from various vendors

Whoa ha haa me too! And my 9mm wrench! :icon_thumby:

less the potted meat! hell ill have a can of beans first!

mentalbreakdown00
06-01-2009, 03:18 PM
ok, there is always one of three in my boat/ truck/ car small can of van camps pork and beans, potted meat, or vienna sausages. Hey potted meat is better than spam to me. It doens't bother me what it's made out of, i'll eat dang near anything.

yodaman1151
06-01-2009, 03:34 PM
#7 I have a custom Mag-Light holder.


that is pretty sweet, i like that all us rednecks are so fascinated by it too ha ha

my number one is that i ran over my exhaust out wheelin and used my tow chain to chain it to my bumper so that i could keep wheelin. had to take the chain off twice to use it for a it's purpose. the best part is instead of cutting the tailpipe off when i got home i left it chained to the bumper for like 2 weeks. my girlfriend drove my bronco when it was all muddy and the exhaust chained up... she got pulled over twice in the same night, they threatened her with all sorts of tickets.... no mud flaps, the exhaust wasn't legal, windshield was cracked over 7 inches across, too muddy to see out the window... and my tail light was out.

Schwinnstingray1964
06-01-2009, 06:20 PM
I are a redneck cause i have a shotgun rack in my rear window... :P (92)


And my radio is louder than the police cars sirens. (97)

Potatoflinger
06-01-2009, 06:54 PM
I'm really liking that Mag-light holder, I think it's time for me to make one of those...

I are a redneck because at almost any given time I have a lawn mower and weed wacker in the bed of my truck.

Lee_533
06-01-2009, 07:13 PM
HAHAHA!!!! I like the last one....I have done the same thing...neither of my rangers had cup-holders so I do that all the time. And pick n pulls rock....I always come home with something extra that I don't really need.

james99
06-02-2009, 12:47 AM
i are a redneck cause i asked my gf to marrie me in the back of my mud truck in the middle of a field with blue jeans and a ford shirt on :headbang:

Ranger Sport Honduras
06-08-2009, 08:21 PM
i are a redneck cause i asked my gf to marrie me in the back of my mud truck in the middle of a field with blue jeans and a ford shirt on :headbang:

you my are my hero!!!!!

i are a redneck cuz i only wear boots
i reuse paper/plastic/disposable cups and plates

Boggin
06-08-2009, 08:32 PM
i are a redneck cause i asked my gf to marrie me in the back of my mud truck in the middle of a field with blue jeans and a ford shirt on :headbang:


agreed you rock man
have a beer:icon_cheers:

Ranger Sport Honduras
06-08-2009, 08:41 PM
agreed you rock man
have a beer:icon_cheers:

:icon_cheers:
i are redneck cuz i store my empty beer cans :icon_twisted:
and open the beer bottles with my trucks door latch(the squared receiver in the cab, to be precise):icon_cheers:

bluebikerboy1
06-08-2009, 08:54 PM
i are a redneck cause i have the following in my toolbox ( i dont know what there called, its a giant tool box that goes the length of the bed) right now.
1. jumper cables
2. oil
3. water
4. papertowels
5. wd-40
6. broken timing gun
7. playing cards and poker chips
8. numerous empty snack bags, beer cans ect.
9. chiltons book
10. empty plastic bags
11. roll of toilet paper.
12. few miscilanious wrenches and a pair of vice grips and a hammer
13. can of fixaflat
dont even get me started with whats inside the cab.

bluebikerboy1
06-08-2009, 08:56 PM
a custom mag light holder...hahaha

thats actually a good idea, i may have to steal that idea, all i got is a flashlight i keep in the passenger seat.

Ranger Sport Honduras
06-08-2009, 09:05 PM
i keep my jumper cables under my seat....
and a broken muti use penknife in my glove box

Boggin
06-09-2009, 05:45 AM
inside my truck i store 2 sets of jumper cables, WD40, gear oil, a 1/2", 9/16", 5/8", 10mm, 14mm, 12mm, 8mm, 21mm, just to name a few wrenches, a thumbwrench, a chissle, 2 hammers, a pile of screw drivers, a sleeping bag and some pillows, and i made a light bar out of the roof rack, and painted over all my rust with a can of rocker guard.. :D

joldtown
06-10-2009, 02:40 AM
I'm a Neck cause I've just about filled the empty gallon oil jug in the shop with beer pee, so I don't have to go back to the house while I'm working.

Danger06Ranger
06-14-2009, 03:17 PM
I'm a redneck cause I have a passenger seat out of an 89 Grand Am bolted to a shopping cart, the drivers seat as an office chair, the wheel wells on my trailer or 1x1's from my deck and Pergo flooring and the taillights are off a 70's E150. Oh, and I own a grown in 86 Bronco.

91rangerxlt
06-14-2009, 10:31 PM
well i have been to drunk to fish!:icon_thumby:

mn_smokeater
06-14-2009, 10:42 PM
well i have been to drunk to fish!:icon_thumby:

uh how? :icon_confused:

Frank The Tank
06-15-2009, 06:52 AM
I actually think Ford Rangers are cool, Nuff Said.

Frank

fordmandan87
06-15-2009, 08:15 AM
i are one cause i have duct tape, visegrips, and a hammer in my truck (the perfect tools for every job) and im turning my truck into a lawn mower. to the guy who proposed in the back of his truck you are the friggin man. also that mag light can double as a beatin stick and did you notice the redneck pool in the video was a ford? lol

koda6966
06-15-2009, 08:17 AM
Does killing, skinnin, and eating a bear make me a redneck?

If so, then HELL YEAH.

Shran
06-15-2009, 09:43 AM
Wow, no offense intended, but some of these are really lame. Keeping a bunch of tools in your truck makes you a redneck? Give me a break. Guess I have to share mine now.

- I had a set of 32s that were cracked so bad that they wouldn't hold air. Solution? Skidsteer inner tubes.

- I grew up with no electricity, no running water, and went to a one room schoolhouse.

- I have driven a car on four donuts.

- I lived in a house that was turned into a chicken coop, then a trash building, then a house again. We had a chair nailed to the roof so we could sit and shoot deer.

- I built a camouflage 4wd minivan with a 4" sewer pipe front bumper.

- I had a 4x8 stock tank for a swimming pool.

- I currently live in a trailer house and my shop is an 8x10 garden shed

- I have engine parts in my kitchen cupboards

- My buddy built a 20r Toyota motor in his living room

I can go on and on.

Chevelle Kid
06-15-2009, 10:00 AM
I'm a redneck because I rode from Englishtown to eastern Long Island in the bed of a Dodge Ram 1500. In the plastic Jegs racing buckets with old schoolbus seatbelts...lol

Louisville86
06-15-2009, 10:04 AM
You am a redneck if:

When the tornado warning comes on the radio, you have to listen to the whole thing because it doesn't tell you to "leave your mobile home, go outside and lay down in a ditch or culvert and cover your head" until the very end. :icon_surprised:

Seriously, trailer houses are like catnip for tornadoes.

91rangerxlt
06-17-2009, 04:38 PM
uh how? :icon_confused:

two words...jose quervo

mn_smokeater
06-17-2009, 05:17 PM
two words...jose quervo

ahhhh it all makes sense now!

odie1969
06-17-2009, 06:49 PM
I may be.

-I have swam in a stock tank as a pool.

-When I was 17 my mother would go back to Ia to help with the family, My Dad worked nights. So I pulled all the carpet out of dinning room and put down Tile. Just so I could rebuild My MGs trans and Motor in the A/C.

-When the city started complaing about my other truck as I did the engine swap being out in the open under the carport. So All I did was go down to harbor Freight and buy the biggest Uglest blue tarps and made my carport a garage.

And Many many other things I have done to be a redneck.

wrecking-crew
06-17-2009, 10:49 PM
Wow, no offense intended, but some of these are really lame. Keeping a bunch of tools in your truck makes you a redneck? Give me a break. Guess I have to share mine now.

- I had a set of 32s that were cracked so bad that they wouldn't hold air. Solution? Skidsteer inner tubes.

- I grew up with no electricity, no running water, and went to a one room schoolhouse.

- I have driven a car on four donuts.

- I lived in a house that was turned into a chicken coop, then a trash building, then a house again. We had a chair nailed to the roof so we could sit and shoot deer.

- I built a camouflage 4wd minivan with a 4" sewer pipe front bumper.

- I had a 4x8 stock tank for a swimming pool.

- I currently live in a trailer house and my shop is an 8x10 garden shed

- I have engine parts in my kitchen cupboards

- My buddy built a 20r Toyota motor in his living room

I can go on and on.

i wanna hear more:icon_twisted: and i think you won.

and most people just try to be the stereotypical redneck by me

my buddys old 74 caprice was held together by duct tape and had a kill count of 71 deer. never changed the oil just added and went boggin in it and was said to out wheel the big chevys. of course i never seen it and i didnt know him then but thats what him and his wife told me

Angie
06-17-2009, 11:30 PM
I pulled a motor using my wifey's roof racks.... pics on this forum section heehee

Shran
06-17-2009, 11:57 PM
lol... as requested

- I have female friends that chew copenhagen long cut

- Busch Light is my favorite

- I got my first real hammer and nails at 3 years old

- Me and a buddy used to get drunk and roll tractor tires down a big hill by his house

- Greasy fingerprints on your sandwich never hurt anyone

- I have roped and branded cows and calves

- I got attacked by my rooster, "whitey" when I was little. I won

- I have gone tree tipping

LittleBigFoot
06-18-2009, 02:15 AM
I guess I'll chime in.

Even though I'm opposed to the term red-neck. Where I come from, people like me are reffered to as "Mountain Folk."

1) I have no doors on my truck. Rather then pull the wire clip, I just hacked them with a hedge clipper. Hell, I can solder them in the winter.

2) I have received countless visits from the local PD over my Ranger, 93 ZJ, 79 Bronco, 73 Yamaha DT360, camp fires taller then the houses in the burbs, cheifin a bowl in the neighbors front yard, and 4 other domestic disturbances.

3) The waste management guys know I drink PBR.

4) I use a power steering box to hold the gate open

5) I have a micro brew under a confederate flag. 5 cycles of 5 gallon brews. To hell with paying for beer. But yet I still buy PBR between brews.

6) I've had a VIP membership to a liquorstore since I was 16. I get cash back rewards.

7) I consider art to be a Jim Beam bottle full of cigarette butts. Or a flower made of cigarette filters.

8) I've received letters from the HOA telling me, "I'm personally responsible for the decline in property value"

9) I've had to call a ride for my buddy cause my bed, and entire cab, were so full of beer boxes he couldn't fit.

10) I have wrestled a Cayman Croc. with a beer in my left hand.

11) A 16 foot bermeese python crawled into my buddy's fire place. We couldn't get it out by pulling with out cutting it up on the metal trim. So we had a beer, and decided to turn the fire place on. It came right the hell out.

12) There's a keg in the bed of my truck, along with two fishing poles, two cressent wrenches, and a bottle of Segrims in the tool box for those times i get stuck. And a few blocks of wood for tire chocks for the times my truck doesn't like to stay in park.

13) I know the sound of old bushings squeaking from truck bed sex.

14) I use trash bags as seat covers when there's standing rain water on my seat.

15) My center concile is an ammo box bolted inbetween the seats. I broke the first one having sex on it behind the discount movie theaters.

16) I loose a quart of power steering fluid in 3 days.

17) I had trouble counting to 17.

18) I've offered a cop a beer after he caught me braking my center concile. See number 15.

19) I'm not a fan of making beer-o-mids. I stack kegs.

20) I yell "ball sack" at kids while driving past them. But only if they look like they really diserve it.

21) I've ducktaped a sled to a skate board and rode it down the biggest hill in town.

22) I dropped a truck on my head and talked trucks with the paramedic on the way to the ER. He drives a ranger too. Morphine makes me social.

23) I've competed to see who could drink a 55oz blender of beer the fastest. 3min 31 seconds. It's like eating 5 loafs of bread.

24) I've got more random tires in my back yard then the number of tires on all the currently driven cars in my family.

25) I've lit my crotch on fire welding and used my beer to put it out.

wrecking-crew
06-18-2009, 04:32 PM
- I have gone tree tipping

i go tree tipping with my dads rhino.

umm.......by me, having an old truck project or lifting your truck is considered redneck(i live in a burb of million+ $ houses) and most of the kids around me have all new cars sports car mostly...... very very expensive sports cars for some(one kid at my school had a 231(i think)sc 5spd bright green saleen stang he couldnt even drive and didnt like it so his dad got a heep srt8 for him.....they dont even have to pay their parents back)
i hate living by rich people

willied
06-18-2009, 06:46 PM
20) I yell "ball sack" at kids while driving past them. But only if they look like they really diserve it.


Thanks for the idea. :headbang: :D

Frank The Tank
06-19-2009, 07:26 PM
I have dropped a bent wire..... and 4 beers down the cooler core of an annhydrous applicator. (leave them more than 3 passes and they freeze)

I know you cannot fit a full 18 pack and ice into a 5 gallon bucket (15's my record)

I think it's fun to hold a lighter to ticks till they explode.

I don't mind to drive a mack truck but prefer International 10 speeds.

Frank

odie1969
06-23-2009, 07:10 PM
I know you cannot fit a full 18 pack and ice into a 5 gallon bucket (15's my record)

Frank

ya you can just take the beer out of the cans.

jeffro184
06-23-2009, 07:47 PM
8) I've received letters from the HOA telling me, "I'm personally responsible for the decline in property value"

ROTFLMFAO that is awesome haha

Boggin
06-23-2009, 09:19 PM
- I got attacked by my rooster, "whitey" when I was little. I won

:icon_rofl::icon_rofl::icon_rofl::icon_rofl::headb ang::headbang:

Blueranger99
06-23-2009, 11:38 PM
i are a redneck too. one time i put a heineken mini keg on the passenger seat in my ranger and put the seatbelt around it.

inuyasha2875
06-23-2009, 11:43 PM
i are redneck i don't have a chainsaw and we went camping so i used my b2 to break logs:icon_rofl:

Blueranger99
06-23-2009, 11:58 PM
almost forgot, i put the ac on in my ranger in the winter time to keep my beer cold. and one time i was driving through town with my cousin on the way to go night fishin, he was drinkin a beer and threw the empty can in the back of a pickip that was driving next to us. another time i was huntin rabbits with my dad and cousin and my dog wouldnt go into a patch of brush, so i picked him up and threw him into the middle of it.

Potatoflinger
06-24-2009, 07:11 AM
I are a redneck because I built a squirrel launcher and I launch squirrels across my backyard into the neighbors yard.

RDR
06-24-2009, 10:21 AM
I guess I'll chime in.

Even though I'm opposed to the term red-neck. Where I come from, people like me are reffered to as "Mountain Folk."

1) I have no doors on my truck. Rather then pull the wire clip, I just hacked them with a hedge clipper. Hell, I can solder them in the winter.

2) I have received countless visits from the local PD over my Ranger, 93 ZJ, 79 Bronco, 73 Yamaha DT360, camp fires taller then the houses in the burbs, cheifin a bowl in the neighbors front yard, and 4 other domestic disturbances.

3) The waste management guys know I drink PBR.

4) I use a power steering box to hold the gate open

5) I have a micro brew under a confederate flag. 5 cycles of 5 gallon brews. To hell with paying for beer. But yet I still buy PBR between brews.

6) I've had a VIP membership to a liquorstore since I was 16. I get cash back rewards.

7) I consider art to be a Jim Beam bottle full of cigarette butts. Or a flower made of cigarette filters.

8) I've received letters from the HOA telling me, "I'm personally responsible for the decline in property value"

9) I've had to call a ride for my buddy cause my bed, and entire cab, were so full of beer boxes he couldn't fit.

10) I have wrestled a Cayman Croc. with a beer in my left hand.

11) A 16 foot bermeese python crawled into my buddy's fire place. We couldn't get it out by pulling with out cutting it up on the metal trim. So we had a beer, and decided to turn the fire place on. It came right the hell out.

12) There's a keg in the bed of my truck, along with two fishing poles, two cressent wrenches, and a bottle of Segrims in the tool box for those times i get stuck. And a few blocks of wood for tire chocks for the times my truck doesn't like to stay in park.

13) I know the sound of old bushings squeaking from truck bed sex.

14) I use trash bags as seat covers when there's standing rain water on my seat.

15) My center concile is an ammo box bolted inbetween the seats. I broke the first one having sex on it behind the discount movie theaters.

16) I loose a quart of power steering fluid in 3 days.

17) I had trouble counting to 17.

18) I've offered a cop a beer after he caught me braking my center concile. See number 15.

19) I'm not a fan of making beer-o-mids. I stack kegs.

20) I yell "ball sack" at kids while driving past them. But only if they look like they really diserve it.

21) I've ducktaped a sled to a skate board and rode it down the biggest hill in town.

22) I dropped a truck on my head and talked trucks with the paramedic on the way to the ER. He drives a ranger too. Morphine makes me social.

23) I've competed to see who could drink a 55oz blender of beer the fastest. 3min 31 seconds. It's like eating 5 loafs of bread.

24) I've got more random tires in my back yard then the number of tires on all the currently driven cars in my family.

25) I've lit my crotch on fire welding and used my beer to put it out.


...lol your the man!!

Boggin
06-24-2009, 10:30 AM
I guess I'll chime in.

Even though I'm opposed to the term red-neck. Where I come from, people like me are reffered to as "Mountain Folk."

1) I have no doors on my truck. Rather then pull the wire clip, I just hacked them with a hedge clipper. Hell, I can solder them in the winter.

2) I have received countless visits from the local PD over my Ranger, 93 ZJ, 79 Bronco, 73 Yamaha DT360, camp fires taller then the houses in the burbs, cheifin a bowl in the neighbors front yard, and 4 other domestic disturbances.

3) The waste management guys know I drink PBR.

4) I use a power steering box to hold the gate open

5) I have a micro brew under a confederate flag. 5 cycles of 5 gallon brews. To hell with paying for beer. But yet I still buy PBR between brews.

6) I've had a VIP membership to a liquorstore since I was 16. I get cash back rewards.

7) I consider art to be a Jim Beam bottle full of cigarette butts. Or a flower made of cigarette filters.

8) I've received letters from the HOA telling me, "I'm personally responsible for the decline in property value"

9) I've had to call a ride for my buddy cause my bed, and entire cab, were so full of beer boxes he couldn't fit.

10) I have wrestled a Cayman Croc. with a beer in my left hand.

11) A 16 foot bermeese python crawled into my buddy's fire place. We couldn't get it out by pulling with out cutting it up on the metal trim. So we had a beer, and decided to turn the fire place on. It came right the hell out.

12) There's a keg in the bed of my truck, along with two fishing poles, two cressent wrenches, and a bottle of Segrims in the tool box for those times i get stuck. And a few blocks of wood for tire chocks for the times my truck doesn't like to stay in park.

13) I know the sound of old bushings squeaking from truck bed sex.

14) I use trash bags as seat covers when there's standing rain water on my seat.

15) My center concile is an ammo box bolted inbetween the seats. I broke the first one having sex on it behind the discount movie theaters.

16) I loose a quart of power steering fluid in 3 days.

17) I had trouble counting to 17.

18) I've offered a cop a beer after he caught me braking my center concile. See number 15.

19) I'm not a fan of making beer-o-mids. I stack kegs.

20) I yell "ball sack" at kids while driving past them. But only if they look like they really diserve it.

21) I've ducktaped a sled to a skate board and rode it down the biggest hill in town.

22) I dropped a truck on my head and talked trucks with the paramedic on the way to the ER. He drives a ranger too. Morphine makes me social.

23) I've competed to see who could drink a 55oz blender of beer the fastest. 3min 31 seconds. It's like eating 5 loafs of bread.

24) I've got more random tires in my back yard then the number of tires on all the currently driven cars in my family.

25) I've lit my crotch on fire welding and used my beer to put it out.


you are my hero:headbang::headbang::icon_cheers:

wizkid00104
06-24-2009, 10:43 AM
I are a redneck because I built a squirrel launcher and I launch squirrels across my backyard into the neighbors yard.

Please tell me you have a picture! :icon_rofl:

Chance
06-24-2009, 11:11 AM
lol... as requested

- I have female friends that chew copenhagen long cut

- Greasy fingerprints on your sandwich never hurt anyone

- I have gone tree tipping

Yup :icon_cheers:


25) I've lit my crotch on fire welding and used my beer to put it out.

I'm redneck because I would have let my crotch burn before wasting beer on putting out the fire :icon_rofl:

We were workin on a buddies old chevy and caught the carb on fire and I was pissed because he threw beer on it to put it out.

My version of hunting is driving aimlessly in the woods with a rifle and a few cases of beer till you hit a deer or elk.

At the end of my hunting trips, we didn't bag anything besides songbirds, but we do have a truckbed completely filled with empty beer cans. We get like 50 bucks back depositing all the cans.

My earliest memories are of catching and gutting fish, as well as skinned deer hanging in our garage.

Well I know I'm an Oregonian... maybe not a redneck :dunno:

Toms01PSD
06-24-2009, 11:34 AM
I are a redneck because I built a squirrel launcher and I launch squirrels across my backyard into the neighbors yard.

That's sig material right there.

Roger
06-24-2009, 11:36 AM
i are a redneck too. one time i put a heineken mini keg on the passenger seat in my ranger and put the seatbelt around it.
You can't be redneck with an imported beer...:icon_rofl:

Roger
06-24-2009, 11:44 AM
I are a redneck...

Where I grew up, we used to shoot at the erosion control cars on the creek bank...

I once shot a bull in the sack with my BB gun, and spent most of that day in a tree waiting for him to forget me!

I had to have my Pinto yanked out of a creek with a tractor, the current washed the rock out from under the tires... My girlfriend was NOT amused.

Received free beer for a long time to stay quiet about a buddy and his "stump trained" cow...

Used sheetmetal screws to seal pinholes in a gas tank...

Potatoflinger
06-24-2009, 12:29 PM
Please tell me you have a picture! :icon_rofl:
Even better, I have videos!

Right now I only have two videos, and they are from before I got the launch pad properly tuned, so instead of actually launching the squirrels it just smacked them in the head and made them roll across the yard. After I get a few more videos I will put up a compilation on youtube, but for now I'll just make a topic in the entertainment section with some pictures of the launcher.

MusicManiac
06-24-2009, 01:36 PM
Here is a link to the squirrel flinging thread (http://therangerstation.com/forums/showthread.php?t=53131) for those who are as lazy as me and didn't want to go try to find it.

Loanranger
06-24-2009, 01:46 PM
i are a redneck.
1 i tried to fix a tire with duct tape.
2 ive had a project truck sitting in my garage for a year and ive barely touched it.

Tried? What went wrong? I got my buddies trailer home from Elbe one time with flat tire that way. Rolled up ducttape like tire plugs and shoved them in with a screwdriver, then put a piece over the top for good measure. Made it the 40 miles home, and was still holding air the next day. :D


Mowed the lawn the other day and found that truck I been missing. :icon_thumby: Now THAT'S redneck.

Potatoflinger
06-24-2009, 01:56 PM
Here is a link to the squirrel flinging thread (http://therangerstation.com/forums/showthread.php?t=53131) for those who are as lazy as me and didn't want to go try to find it.
Thanks, I didn't think of putting a link to it here.

bullitproofranger
06-24-2009, 10:26 PM
I tried to fix a coolant leak on my truck once with duct tape, and my dad and some friends were plowing a small field once with a small ford tractor and it didnt have enough guts so we had a second Massey-Furguson diesel hooked up to the fords front hitch and plowed with two tractors for a while.

Ranger Sport Honduras
06-25-2009, 12:12 AM
i DID fix a coolant leak with electric 3M tape, it worked great, now 3M owns my respect...

fordxranger
06-25-2009, 04:26 AM
-When the city started complaing about my other truck as I did the engine swap being out in the open under the carport. So All I did was go down to harbor Freight and buy the biggest Uglest blue tarps and made my carport a garage.


this happened to me also, we had to hide 2 non running vehicles, I think like 4 different engines, a couple of transmissions, a rear end, and some body parts or we would have to pay a daily fine until it was cleaned up. 2 different carports too. I now have built up another stack of RBV parts around my yard so I have to clean up again or make room for the parts in one of the carageports. I really need a shop. I also have to fab stuff on the tailgate of my pickup since there isn't room in the garage we have or in any of the carageports. it blows.

Boggin
06-25-2009, 07:56 AM
Mowed the lawn the other day and found that truck I been missing. :icon_thumby: Now THAT'S redneck.
sig material:headbang:

Ranger4657
06-25-2009, 08:54 AM
haha , now after what ive just read from all of you i wonder what say a two day gathering of TRS members with there RVBs would go like? i have an idea and it souds like a fun time for sure.

i guess ive had my fair share of raising hell. ever sence i got my truck the city code enforcement cars drive by daily, and the cops drive by nightly, ive had noumerious complaints from people who live around me. i scare the little kids and there parents by buning out everytime i see them waiting for the bus, i try to play merl haggard or johnny cash over the 1000 rms system for dramatic effect... i tend to enjoy drinking in the mountiains but am to lazy to use a chain saw. so i use my truck insted and we burn whole trees as a result. i have tuned into the fine art of breakin trees in half with my bumper while my buddys hold it inbetween two larger trees just incase there to big, i practically consider it my utility knife

Mac
06-25-2009, 10:35 AM
Your woman might be a redneck if:

True Redneck Tube Top!
This was taken in front of the Gardendale, Alabama , Wal-Mart, where the young lady was shopping at the Flea market.

This is hysterical! Look at it closely.
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc160/macripper/redneckwoman.jpg

Now I ask you...
Who stands and looks at a pair of men's briefs and says hummmm ... I can make me a nice summer top from these! On the other hand ... $6 for a three pack is a good price!
But what if they weren't bought new? That's redneck recycling at its best.
Don't throw out yer feller's drawers, Just cut the crotch out and wear 'em.
How very . . . . Green!

MusicManiac
06-25-2009, 11:16 AM
How very . . . . Brown!

Fixed it for ya!

wizkid00104
06-25-2009, 11:39 AM
Your woman might be a redneck if:

True Redneck Tube Top!
This was taken in front of the Gardendale, Alabama , Wal-Mart, where the young lady was shopping at the Flea market.

This is hysterical! Look at it closely.
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc160/macripper/redneckwoman.jpg

Now I ask you...
Who stands and looks at a pair of men's briefs and says hummmm ... I can make me a nice summer top from these! On the other hand ... $6 for a three pack is a good price!
But what if they weren't bought new? That's redneck recycling at its best.
Don't throw out yer feller's drawers, Just cut the crotch out and wear 'em.
How very . . . . Green!

Did she cut the crotch out or did that occur from contact with the previous owner... :icon_rofl:

RDR
07-18-2009, 11:49 PM
anymore?

Ranger#1
07-19-2009, 12:44 AM
i are a redneck beacue i dont make enough $ not to be any others in that boat

Frank The Tank
07-19-2009, 03:55 AM
You can join me..... but the white-trash boat is no pride of any man.


Frank

hoosier1104
07-19-2009, 01:05 PM
Wow 7 pages of red neck stuff. Holy sh*t!

Potatoflinger
07-19-2009, 01:46 PM
I are a redneck because I have enough lawn mower parts on my porch to build 4 lawn mowers.