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A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk answers, "Yes, I am"
So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks, "Brother have you found Jesus?"
The drunk replies, "No". The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer.
He again pulls him out of the water & asks again, "Have you found Jesus my brother? The drunk again answers "no".
By this time the preacher is at his wits end & dunks the drunk in the water
again. This time he holds him down for about 30 seconds, and when he begins kicking his arms & legs he pulls him up. The preacher screams at the drunk, "For the love of God, man, have you found Jesus?"
(Are ya ready for this??????????????????)
The drunk wipes his eyes & catches his breath and yells back at the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks, "Brother have you found Jesus?"
The drunk replies, "No". The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer.
He again pulls him out of the water & asks again, "Have you found Jesus my brother? The drunk again answers "no".
By this time the preacher is at his wits end & dunks the drunk in the water
again. This time he holds him down for about 30 seconds, and when he begins kicking his arms & legs he pulls him up. The preacher screams at the drunk, "For the love of God, man, have you found Jesus?"
(Are ya ready for this??????????????????)
The drunk wipes his eyes & catches his breath and yells back at the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
